SO I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND WAS 40!!!

Then...

Now...

More to come on this developing story later in the day....

I need to get my coffee...

And Valium...

and Centrum Silver...

and a pill box...

and reading glasses...

and one of those big oversize remotes with buttons as big as my balls...

and a Life Alert button...

and some Clarol for Men...