SOMETIMES PEOPLE CAN BE ABSOLUTE FREEEEEEEEEEEKS!!!! PART 1

So I'm at Ross today looking for a new frame for some prints I've recently had done.
Unfortunately the picture frames are upstairs right next to the womens shoes, taking up nearly the entire floor.
Hmph, the mens shoes have one itty bitty section.....Go Figure!
Anyhoo.
After a minute or so I begin to hear sex noises coming from the womens shoe section behind me....Like so:

"Oh yeah baby you like those don't you?"
"Yeah, those are hot hot hot on you, girl!"
"MMMMMMMMMMMM"
"Fuckin Righteous!"

Now all of these phrases are coming from one woman!
So I turn around and there she is, in all her finery.

Bright yellow jumpsuit.
Weaves comin every which way out of here puffy little head.
HUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGEEEE ass sittin down on this teeny little stool.
And she's got her left foot stuck out in the air (I still don't know how she was able to do this without falling over backwards) and this GOD AWLFUL orange pump simply SHOVED onto her HUUUUUGGGGGEEEEEEE feet.
Skin billowing over the sides.
You get the picture.

Needless to say my shopping trip for the day was over.

Welcome to my world....
Thought I would share....